Through much porch sitting upon move in I have had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the local neighborhood wildlife. So far i have met Karla the raccoon (who we are told has babies), Eguardo the groundhog with the gimpy tail, a pack of angry crows, and a woodpecker that is destroying my porch, and if I get the chance I'm nailing it with the BB gun (sorry S.Hanshaw).
My roommate Fogle things its a grand idea to stuff it and mount it...options are open. The whole time I have lived here the only "beef" I have had is with the woodpecker, but it so happens our raccoon BIT my neighbor in the middle of their late night festivities. So eleven shots, and a bottle of antibiotics later, he now has his hes 9 iron at the ready for his next encounter. I on the other hand am going to re-invest in a spring action Gerber, maybe it'll look nice next to the woodpecker.
So it's been nothing but storms and soccer the last two days (lets go Portugal) but now that the sun has decided to grace us with an all day visit, it might not be so bad to be at work in the air conditioning.
Till next time,
JCL
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So apparently to you my boyfriend is equal to a groundhog with a gimpy tail, hmmm, should I be taking a hint? As for the BB gun, go for it. Always a fun way to pass time. However, I vote spare the raccoon please. Also, please send the storms my way. Its be 100+ here for a few days and its miserable! Mmmk thanks!
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